The mantra to win any award

The mantra to win any award :

01. Take any famous British or Hollywood director.
02. Production house doesn't matter. A rich or famous house would be better.
03. Take renown Indian actors and give them supporting roles only.
04. The hero ideally should be a new comer but a small unseen actor would also do.

Now next two points are important -

05. Show India in a pathetic sense - a real pathetic world. Show slums, dirty people, baggers, the evils in the society and hey! don't forget to show violence done by Hindu extremists. Hindu-Muslim violence is a spicy item number. Showcasing small kids being used for heinous crimes, the drug mafia will add to the 'realism' but it is director's choice only.
06. Publicize a film based on India, played by Indians but for US/UK audience only. Releasing it in overseas than India first would be a great idea.


And here you go .... nominations, laurels, awards, applauds.. may be a nomination for the academy awards and everything else you can imagine. Isn't it the simple formula??